That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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