talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
People in love make me want to vomit
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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