She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
