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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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