Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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