I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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