found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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