shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
