i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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