i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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