Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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