Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
