What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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