I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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