i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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