Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm always down for nudity.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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