I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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