a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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