that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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