"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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