i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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