Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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