I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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