He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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