sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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