I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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