i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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