why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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