so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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