Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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