I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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