Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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