I smell stomach acid.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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