Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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