Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Randomize
