I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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