It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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