Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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