this boner is exhausting
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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