Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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