i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize