ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
