my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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