Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
soo... how was my night?
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