GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
