what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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