Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
