Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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