his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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