Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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