Me too!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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