a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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