can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
my liver is dry heaving
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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