now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
is it fun? or sober?
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