have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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