I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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